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Sex Toys We Want to Try

July 11th, 2008 · 1 Comment

There sure is a lot to choose from when it comes to sex toys. You’ve got your regular old vibes, your dildos, your massage oil, all kinds of swings, chains, cuffs, and what-have-you. I have to confess, with some degree of urban shame, that I’ve really only dabbled in the basic vibrator arena as far as solo play goes (although I was very pleased with my own good taste and sense of adventure when I saw that the handcuffs I employ on occasion were written up by none other than Em and Lo the other day!).

Anyway, being the listmaker that I am, I thought I might compile a little collection here of other toys that look fun, and possibly inspire myself (and others!) to expand my horizons:


Photo via Pleasure Chest

I’ll start here. Credit where credit is due with this one - one of the educators at the old L.A. Babeland (I’m just going to mention that in as many posts as possible, I’m really still in the grieving process) told me that this Laya Spot vibrator is amazing because you can put it right over the entire outside of your vagina (yes, your vulva, for you nitpickers) from front to back and that just seems to cozy to me.

Photo via Babeland

A duckie vibe! For your bath! Cause it’s waterproof! Creepy to masturbate with a duckie? Maybe…but it kinda seems like one of those things that would be a little mentally uncomf until you started using it, and then you’d be like “I don’t give a fuck that this is a duckie, it feels fucking awesome.” You know what I mean?

Photo via Freddy and Eddy

OK, I’m getting into couples play here. At first glance, I thought this was one of those things that you sort of ride like a bull, that I’ve seen in a porn or two…or maybe just heard Sara’s porn friends talk about. Not sure. Anyway, then I realized that this actually goes on one partner’s leg, and the other one rides it. That’s awesome! And hot!

Photo via Freddy and Eddy

I’ll be honest - I probably would not have picked this one, even though some of the photos that accompany it do look like really outstanding positions, if Freddy and Eddy hadn’t written such an amazing review. Thank you for that, and, sold!

Photo via Discreet Romance

What could possibly be less than wonderful about this?

And finally…

Photo via Babeland

Yes, folks, I’m ashamed to admit it - I am the only woman in the post-Charlotte world who has yet to try the rabbit. I don’t know why, I have no excuse, but there it is. For the whole world to know.

So looks like we’ll all be busy this summer! If you have any favs to share…let us know!

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1 response so far ↓

  • 1 serena // Jul 16, 2008 at 10:43 pm

    okay, so first of all…i just found this. why didn’t you bitches tell me? second of all…skip that first vibe. i have it and i find it to be a bit, umm, weak. true, the all-over coverage is nice, but doesn’t compensate for the lackluster power.

    and i’m with you on the never having the rabbit. i thought i was the only one! generally, i’m just creeped out by vibes that look like animals (dolphins seem to be popular too).

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