This morning, in a groggy haze, I got on the internet at work (nice), and found this shocking piece of information…. 

SARAH JESSICA PARKER HAD HER MOLE REMOVED!?

That’s crazy!!!

Okay, I have to admit that I have had a long-standing problem with moles- AKA I hate them (not to be mistaken with being afflicted with them). So, in some ways I feel like I did when Enrique Iglesias got his mole removed— WORD. 

But on the other hand, I feel conflicted. I mean, is it really necessary to go this far to fit into the insanely homogenized notion of beauty that advertising wants us to subscribe to? I’m not sure… 

But, then again, maybe necklaces were getting snagged on it or something, and so it was a health hazard. Regardless, SJP, I hope you are selling that thing on Ebay- you could probably pay for your tot’s college with what some sick fucker would pay for it. 

Oy.