So was I the only one who had somewhere to be last night, and yet stood slack-jawed and glued to the TV, unable to move, eyes tearing up, swelling with pride while listening to Obama’s speech? Was I? Surely not. Barack Obama last night made me want to go out and do something important, relevant [...]
Entries from August 2008
Oh! Bama
August 29th, 2008 · 5 Comments
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The Truth About the Duke Rape Case?
August 27th, 2008 · 1 Comment
I, for one, have never quite believed that those lovely young men from Duke were innocent in the infamous 2006 rape case. There were just so many things that pointed to some shady shit going down.
First, you had the constant reminder of how entitled they were. The fact that they were so shell shocked over [...]
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A Few Reasons to Luv Joe Biden
August 24th, 2008 · 2 Comments
I have to admit, I didn’t know a ton about Joe Biden until yesterday, when I feverishly started researching his VP ass. I knew a few things… sure, he’s made some foot-in-the-mouth comments in the past, he’s been in the Senate since 1972, and well, he loves the ladies (and didn’t he once refer to [...]
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Hipsters + Sex Work = More Annoying than 80’s Nights
August 23rd, 2008 · No Comments
Susannah Breslin, a.k.a. the Reverse Cowgirl, has a great, short article up on The Frisky called “The Happy Hooker?”. The article is a response to a feature in Radar, “Secrets of A Hipster Hooker,” written by a woman who apparently aspires to be a hooker but can’t go through with it at the very last [...]
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More Abortion Regulations
August 21st, 2008 · No Comments
The Bush Administration moved forward with proposed regulations that would provide what they’re calling “freedom of conscience” for doctors who don’t want to perform abortions due to religious or moral objections.
Sp, if you were wondering how all those nasty, anti-choice folks that Bush appointed to random offices over the past eight years would actually lead [...]
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Stripped: The Shoes
August 19th, 2008 · No Comments
I first noticed the phenomenon of Bare Feet when I glanced over at H. during a lap dance. At first, as the shoved her crotch in her customer’s face, I just thought she looked a bit shorter. Maybe it’s just because she’s standing on the couch. But a glance to the bottom of her fabulous [...]
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The Chubby Life: Chi-town Edition
August 18th, 2008 · 1 Comment
This chubby broad is cruising the Chi this week, seeing the fam, catching up with friends, what have you. I make it here a few times a year, and every time things seem to have changed. On this trip I’ve been on the look-out for chubby girls, their fashion, their attitudes, etc., to see if [...]
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Sayonara, Slut!
August 13th, 2008 · 3 Comments
The Frisky has a great post up about calling scene on (a.k.a., ending) the debate about what makes a woman a slut. The writer calls for an end to the use of the word because it’s so subjective, and I would add to that that it is fucking offensive, derogatory, hypocritical and misogynistic. Just sayin’. [...]
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Dems Revisit Choice Platform
August 12th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Via Pushback: The Democratic party released it’s new platform on choice today. Dropping the “safe, legal and rare” bit, they focused instead on backing measures that will actually do something to prevent unintended pregnancy in the first place, like comprehensive sex education, affordable and accessible health care, and even parenting courses.
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Tinseltown Tease: Our Town
August 11th, 2008 · No Comments
I’ve recently taken to making up different stories about my life for every customer who I talk to.
“Where are you from?” is a question that I get asked by almost everyone, which is incredibly boring, so to keep it interesting I’m trying to get to the point that I’ve “grown up” in all fifty states.
So [...]
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