I just thought I’d share few pet peeves…
- Couples who sit on the same side of the booth when dining together. Come on, face each other, for fuck’s sake.
- When people confuse “they’re” with “their”. I’m a snob, sorry.
- Capri pants. There. I said it.
- Phil Collins.
- Goatees. Yeah, on anyone.
- People who pee on the seat and don’t wipe it off. You’re assholes.
- Camping.
- Being called a “girl”. I’m a grown ass woman, fool.
- Shameless rocking of camel toe (often the result of VERY tight pants)
- Hippie jam bands.
That’s enough for now… really, I could go on and on (I’m a Jew- we have a lot of pet peeves).
Happy Monday!
xo
7 responses so far ↓
1 jessica // Sep 9, 2008 at 5:29 pm
hahahaha thanks for that! needed a laugh
2 Allison // Sep 10, 2008 at 8:36 am
I think you forgot fleshy moles.
3 saracorine // Sep 11, 2008 at 8:49 pm
EWWWWWW good point. MAJOR omission. Will have to do a whole post on that, though, it’s a lot.
4 amykate // Sep 15, 2008 at 11:10 am
Ha ! The couples who sit next to one another… my hub and I(who always sit across from one another, no exceptions) call that “popping a wheelie”
5 Capella // Oct 1, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Thank you sooooooo much for the stroller! I took pics, but I lost my normal digital camera, I will have to print and mail you these. xoxoxo!!!!
6 Keira Knightley: Just a Head? // Oct 3, 2008 at 3:08 pm
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7 David Alexander // Oct 28, 2008 at 12:27 pm
•People who call a Porsche a “Porsh”. It’s not Porsh it’s a Por-sha.
•People who use the term “price point”. Unless you are in a corporate conference room you sound ridiculous taking about how you bought your new car because it was the most fuel efficient at it “price point”.
•The term “at the end of the day”. This over used phrase can be easily stated with the word “ultimately”.
•“No worries”. Another PLAYED OUT saying. Enough already.
•‘I’m over it”. No quite there, but on its way to being over used. Here’s a rule of thumb, when soccer moms start saying it, wearing it, or doing it, its passed the point of being hip.
•Ryan Seacrest – Yes you are gay, and I don’t really care. Go away.
•Paris Hilton – A failed music career, movie career, fashion career. The trifecta of no talent.
•White people who talk like they are black.
•Black people who think speaking good English is “white”.
•Porn with plots, special effects, period costumes, take offs on mainstream productions. NO ONE and I repeat NO ONE but the director is watching any parts of the video with the dialogue. Everyone else is fast forwarding thru your directorial genius to the sex. Ok Paul Thomas?!
•Anyone who says they don’t want “socialism” in the USA. “Socialism” aka federal funding has created the technology industry, personal computer industry, pharmaceutical industry, telecommunication and satellite industry and industrial automation in the United States. Most by way of decades of university research or the military industrial complex. Then, and only then is it spun off to the private sector to be sold as a consumer good. Oh, and the healthcare that John McCain enjoys as a United States senator is federally funded, aka SOCIALISED, health care.
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