From Crackle: Star-ving Ep 4 feat Christina Applegate      

And that’s just one of the countless hysterical moments in this episode of the online series, Star-ving, starring David Faustino. Ah-maze-ing!!!! Also featured in the episode: a totally awesome Jew. Naturally. The episodes hover around seven minutes in length (funny, that’s just about my attention span), and are fucking [...]

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I don’t have much to say about this, except for that it really reminds me of home. Brandeis is the wet dream of many a Northeast Jewish parent (if not all of them). It’s a place where Jews go to be Jews, and to learn shit. What more could you want for young David or [...]

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Actually, my man piece found my camera, buried under weeks and weeks of unwashed laundry. I woke up and there he was, holding my camera triumphantly out to me, providing an end to nearly a month of soul-searching and profound questioning of the meaning of this life, and the reason for all the injustice…the kind [...]

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Here’s a pet peeve: When you’re chubby, one often has to buy crappy jeans, it’s just a fact. Now, some suggest, “Oh, yeah, dude, go to one of the custom jeans places and have them measure you, and then, like, they make the most awesome pair of jeans for you that’s like totally your perfect [...]

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Just saw this at LAist…3D porn. Very, very interesting. I have to say that I’ve never really been down with 3D anything, because I find the glasses very cum-bersome (haha) — but I might make an exception if this would be like seeing people fuck right there in my living room. As long as they [...]

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This makes me a bit uncomfortable… but not enough to keep it from you. 
I mean, is this going too far? I’m not sure… It comes in gold (displayed here because I’m a Jew and we always opt for gold) or blue, and it looks pretty big. But my favorite detail… look closely… both color options [...]

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…gathered together last night. Was it a minyon? No, but it could have been.
It was Heeb Storytelling, hosted by Heeb Magazine at M Bar in Hollywood. Seven funny Jews, seven stories about being Jewish.
I’m a little sorry to say that one of the funniest people in the show was the MC. Why am I sad? [...]

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With these lyrics, T.I., you gotta’ know that you just outed yourself as a big time Jew-lover. Hollah!!! This song is genius, and clearly written for a Jew-goddess (like, ahem, you know who…). 
I said you can have whatever you like (you like)
I said you can have whatever you like (you like)
Yeah
Thank you, thank you very [...]

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Yeah, I’m off the Obama-bandwagon at the moment.
Bringing his Economic Stimulus Package to the Republicans today,
Obama also extended an olive branch to Republicans by reportedly helping to remove from the stimulus plan a widely criticized $200 million provision to provide contraceptives to low-income families.

The provision, which Republican leaders said would do little to help boost [...]

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