This ad for coffee is on the exterior of my local ampm. Lucky me! What does it mean?! Huh… is there a feisty little hottie inside the store who I’m about to meet, but only if I buy some coffee? Or maybe there’s one inside me and coffee is going to break her out?! 

Actually, there’s one feisty chubby hottie right here… Yeah, that’s right, there is. But I doubt a cup of jacked-ass coffee from ampm is gonna’ make her wanna’ meet you … More like crap out a little hottie and then slap you in the face for being such a douchebag that you’d use this ridiculous phrase to try and sell your shitty coffee. 

:)