Did you guys see this? Larry Flynt and Joe Francis are asking the government for a $5 billion bailout for the porn industry. I’m sorry, but I think that’s hilarious. It’s hard to tell from this CNN article if they’re serious or just trying to make a point: that other American industries have been bailed [...]

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Today, I spent the better part of the morning with a screwdriver in hand. I pushed and pulled from the front, side and back of a desk that was determined not to let me take it apart.
Now, I’ve lived alone for the past five years (jesus), and it gives me great pain to think that [...]

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So, what did I do over the holidays, you ask? Basically three things: 
1. Obsessed over the Twilight books and read all four of them in 3 days. 
2. Moved to a new crib. 
3. Repeat #1, then see the Twilight movie… twice. 
Okay, I will admit that I’m less than proud of my behavior. Young adult romance novels [...]

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