Did you guys see this? Larry Flynt and Joe Francis are asking the government for a $5 billion bailout for the porn industry. I’m sorry, but I think that’s hilarious. It’s hard to tell from this CNN article if they’re serious or just trying to make a point: that other American industries have been bailed out, so who’s to say they shouldn’t also?
All I know is that porn can’t be bad for people who are down. I mean, a horny America is a happy America. And I also know that Joe Francis is either the biggest idiot around, or in possession of the largest sac in the world. He is possibly one of the most hated individuals in the country when it comes to little things like, I don’t know, exploitation, and subjecting America’s precious virginal daughters to all manner of trickery in order to get them to show their tits. And yet, here he is asking for $5 bill.
We’ll keep you posted on how this plays out.
3 responses so far ↓
1 saracorine // Jan 8, 2009 at 6:37 pm
just give them the money so i can keep getting off. jesus.
2 Nate // Jan 31, 2009 at 11:33 pm
Joe Francis is a gigantic douchebag,
but anyone who’s ever been to mardi gras, spring break, fantasy fest, et al.,
knows there is absolutely zero trickery required to get america’s virginal daughters to flash their tits.
Just sayin.
3 jessica // Feb 1, 2009 at 11:28 pm
yup - no trickery whatsoever. although everyone sure would like to believe that there is, so that - god forbid - it’s not because the girls CHOSE to show their tits!! (or just got really drunk).
i don’t know much about joe francis but to me, blaming him for what girls in his videos do is just another way to pretend that girls would never really WANT to do anything sexual - there has to be some wily man in the background taking advantage and forcing them! (i was being sarcastic in this post…maybe that didn’t come across) :)
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