With these lyrics, T.I., you gotta’ know that you just outed yourself as a big time Jew-lover. Hollah!!! This song is genius, and clearly written for a Jew-goddess (like, ahem, you know who…). 

I said you can have whatever you like (you like)
I said you can have whatever you like (you like)
Yeah

Thank you, thank you very much, T.I., I think I will. 

Stacks on deck
Patron’ on ice
And we can pop bottles all night
Baby you can have whatever you like (you like)
I said you can have whatever you like (you like)
Yeah

OK, I don’t think I’ll have Patron, but I will pick something from the top shelf where the Jews shop. 

Late night sex so wet you’re so tight
I’ll gas up the jet for you tonight
Baby you can go where ever you like (you like)
I said you can go where ever you like (you like)
Yeah

Yeah, little known fact that a Jew loves some dirty talkin’. Oh, and private jets, naturally. 

Anytime you want to pick up the telephone
You know it ain’t nothin to drop a couple stacks on you
Wanted you could get it my dear
Five million dollar home, drop Bentley’s I swear
Yeah I want’cho body, I need yo body
Long as you got me you won’t need nobody
if you want it I got it, go get it I buy it
Tell ‘em other broke jokers be quiet

Five million dollar home?! Yes. Always. Bentley’s are cool, too. A Jew loves to roll in style, so I think I will go buy it. Once again, thank you, T.I.

Shawty you da hottest love the way you drop it
Brain so good swore you went to college
Hundred cant deposit, vacations hit the tropics
Cause everybody know it ain’t trickin if ya got it
and you ain’t never ever gotta go in yo wallet
Long as I got rubberband banks in my pocket
Five six, rides with rims and a body kit
Ya ain’t gotta downgrade you can get what I get
My chick can have what she want
And go in any store for any bag she want
And know she ain’t never had a man like that
To buy you anything ya heart desire like that
Yeah I want’cho body, I need yo body
Long as you got me you won’t need nobody
You want it I got it, go get it I buy it
Tell ‘em other broke jokers be quiet

You DO love the way I drop it, b/c some Jews can drop it like it’s hot, don’t you forget it. Oh! And I did go to college, silly! I drank a lot, dabbled in straightening my Jew-fro, and got really good at critical thinking. Oh, and blow jobs. 

GO IN A STORE FOR ANY BAG SHE WANTS. Just a little reiteration there, because need I say more?! You know there is some more chorus after that, but the point has been made.

T.I., it’s out of the bag. You’re dating a Jew, and you love it. But if anything goes wrong, you can feel free to put that big boy in my life… and just a tip if you’re buying, I like Valentino bags.