This makes me a bit uncomfortable… but not enough to keep it from you.
I mean, is this going too far? I’m not sure… It comes in gold (displayed here because I’m a Jew and we always opt for gold) or blue, and it looks pretty big. But my favorite detail… look closely… both color options feature a tiny representation of our President’s mole.
Little known fact about this Jew: moles make me uncomfortable. I stare at them. I am tempted to pinch them, but never do for fear of gagging and that’s not nice. I have somehow come to overlook President Obama’s mole, so much so that when he appeared in one of my dreams (and yes, he was fucking me), it mysteriously didn’t appear with him. B
But… I for one don’t want to fuck myself with his mole. Anyone else wanna’ weigh in on this dildo? Yay or nay? Funny or tacky? What’s what, people.
5 responses so far ↓
1 petitpoussin // Jan 29, 2009 at 7:47 pm
You know what’s freaking me out? That giant humongous smile. I already got enough teeth up in there, okaaaay?
2 Lo // Jan 30, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Q: Does he have an American flag lapel-pin?
3 amba // Jan 30, 2009 at 10:21 pm
1.) Ick! I don’t want him lookin’ up there!
2.) I’m sure some of my conservative readers would heartily approve . . . “You’ve really fucked yourself with Obama, guys . . .”
3,) I’ve heard that yes, he’s wearing a flag pin. I was unable to find out whether it was just painted on . . . I hope so . . . that could hurt. (I won’t be findin’ out.)
4 KateL // Feb 1, 2009 at 7:13 pm
it’s too far. i mean… i love him.
but then i can’t think of any person on earth whose entire head i want to shove up my twat.
5 Yes PECAN! // Feb 12, 2009 at 2:09 am
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