And that’s just one of the countless hysterical moments in this episode of the online series, Star-ving, starring David Faustino. Ah-maze-ing!!!! Also featured in the episode: a totally awesome Jew. Naturally. The episodes hover around seven minutes in length (funny, that’s just about my attention span), and are fucking spectacular. 

PS: For those of you who’re pretending like you weren’t into Married with Children, suck my balls. You KNOW you fantasized about Bud Bundy. I’ll kill you. Go watch that shit.