L.A. is full of assholes like me: white folk with no day job, toting around Mac laptops from cafe to cafe and working on Very Important Shit. Mine, obviously, is this blog - which is way better than the guy’s blog who’s sitting next to me!
I’m at Solar de Cahuenga in Hollywood, in case you’re [...]

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So, I’m sitting on my couch last night, reading blogs — you know, keeping up, staying current…when I came across this post on Broadsheet. This artist tweaked pictures of fashion models to make them look anorexic, as a very novel statemtn about the connection between the two.
Ooo-Kay. As a former ano myself, I’m kinda sick [...]

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And your amazing acceptance speech. You can be the VP of deez nuts, that’s for sure.

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I think I might have a short temper.
For those of you that know me, don’t laugh.  I guess I should have realized this sooner, but it just dawned on me.  Mostly because I almost smacked someone at the Eagle Rock Trader Joe’s tonight (and for those of you that go there you know that’s hard [...]

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One of my biggest pet peeves: when people comment on other people’s bodies.  ”Oh, wow, you look skinny!” or “Have you lost weight?”.  To be fair, I do truly believe that people think they’re being nice (thoughtful, even) to point out a detail that they think is positive (like weight loss).  But in this Jew’s [...]

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I’m not playing. 
It was a nice little Saturday until three fluffy white dogs decided to tap dat Chihuahua ass. It started out with some face-banging action (which is just humiliating), followed by some group intimidation, culminating with a literal doggy train- one humping my dog, then another humping that dog and the third at the [...]

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And so I behaved like an idiot when I interviewed her.
You can’t tell from the link, but during the actual interview my voice rose about three octaves, and I punctuated every answer she gave me with “Oh, wow! That’s greeee-aaat!” I actually had to stop transcribing the interview a few times in order to hang [...]

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There’s a common belief out there that women who are friends have a tendency not to fight with one another. They don’t want to rock the boat, be offensive or being generally unladylike. It’s a burden that many of us with vaginas grew up with — learning how to be a “nice girl,” and not [...]

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My stomach just hasn’t been right lately, peeps. Everything is out of whack. I deduced (by a careful study of my bowel movements and gas in relation to what I ate) that this Jew’s belly hates wheat. WHAT THE FUCK?! I was literally BORN to eat bagels. Why this injustice!!!!????? 
Ever since this discovery (a week [...]

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Did you guys see this? Larry Flynt and Joe Francis are asking the government for a $5 billion bailout for the porn industry. I’m sorry, but I think that’s hilarious. It’s hard to tell from this CNN article if they’re serious or just trying to make a point: that other American industries have been bailed [...]

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