You know what I don’t appreciate? A Random vaginal itch that’s way up in there. Especially during work hours when in an important business meeting. I mean, the options to satiate the urge at those moments are few. I did come up with a some interim suggestions, however: 

1) Rock back and forth ever-so-slightly while flexing the vaginal walls (aka kegel muscles) in attempt to rub it out. 

2) “Accidentally” drop your pen under the table and hope that bending over will position the vagina in such a way that the itch gets hit. 

3) Excuse yourself to the loo and get in there (then wash your hands, lest you return to the meeting smelling like your glorious flower). 

Ugh, all options are awkward. This happened to me the other day, and I just repeated step one for a while until the meeting ended. Then I had to resort to step three. What is that?! Is there something wrong with my ‘gi?! Luckily the itch didn’t return, so I’m thinking it’s totally normal. Phew. Nobody likes an itchy ‘gi.