That’s a direct quote from CNN. In fact, I just went ahead and bit the headline, because frankly, I cannot top it.

Sure, this is an exciting medical breakthrough. But what’s more exciting is that the word “vagina” was used in a national headline - and I’m being completely serious. Every fucking year, around this time, someone gets their conservative, repressed panties in a gigantic wad because the Vagina Monologues is staged and a sign goes up in their town with that word on it. Yes, it’s on Valentine’s Day, a.k.a. V-Day, that we are reminded how fucked-up and backwards this country is - people literally do not want their children to know the word vagina. Because, ladies, our reproductive organs are dirty, shameful and should only be talked about in made-up words like “hoo-ha.”

So congrats to those cra-a-azy doctors and their successful repurposing of the vagina! Haha, male humans - if YOU want a kidney out YOU have to get cut open. Suckers! And also, I believe congrats should go out to all of us who posess a vagina, who can now know that at least CNN doesn’t consider our bodies to be curse words waiting to happen.