Alls I’m saying is this: Many an African man loves this chubby bitch.
Hold on, hold on, don’t fly off the handle and go calling me a stereotyping Jew! Damn, let a girl explain…
Of late, in my very limited experience with being out past sundown (and yes, this experience is seriously sparse)- I have noticed a [...]

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Yeah, what? Like you’re not watching it too! Jesus.
Anyway, earlier this evening, Marie Osmond - while modeling a lovely new pair of earrings for QVC - demonstrated to viewers how one can also clip one’s hair back so tightly that one’s eyebrow will be lifted, in some sort of pagan, non-surgical face lift maneuver. She [...]

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