Yes people, it’s Valentine’s Day, also known as V-Day or, simply, Vagina Day.

How do we feel about this day of all days here at Shady Sadie? Well, last time I checked, this is a day to celebrate candy and fucking. So, I feel pretty good about it.

And I don’t want to hear any of your “but I’m not in a relaaaatttionshiiiip” crap. Do you have a right hand? Can you download porn? Do you have $5 for a box of See’s? That’s what I thought. So settle in there and get comfy, and be glad that you weren’t born into a family that ruined you by teaching you that masturbating would keep you out of heaven. If you were born into a family like that…well, I’m kind of surprised that you’re reading this, actually. Weird. Who are you? Where’d you come from?

Anyway, Happy Valentine’s Day to all of you and yours. You are glorious.