There are a lot of lies floating around the city of Los Angeles, but this one is particularly galling. Why? Well, I don’t know who Johnny is (above), but I do know this: there are no cupcakes at Johnny Cupcakes.
Yup - it’s all a hoax. The store delivers a straight slap in the face when you walk in - it looks like a bakery, has oven and tins and everything…and not a cupcake in sight. Why would you lie about something so pure? Why blaspheme something so wholesome and good? This is akin to raping an apple pie, if you ask me. Never lie about the existence of a cupcake. It’s just wrong.
4 responses so far ↓
1 Lysa // Feb 20, 2009 at 3:06 pm
OK I drive past it all the time and I get mad too. I actually get mad for YOU.
2 saracorine // Feb 20, 2009 at 6:23 pm
that’s absolutely erroneous. i take personal offense to that shit. this chubby bitch would keel the fuck over if i went up in there for a cizciz and all i could get was a fucking shiz. mkiz?!
3 jessica // Feb 20, 2009 at 6:28 pm
thank you!! it is, it’s total bullshit. you don’t FAKE a cupcake store. wrong on so many levels.
4 peyton // Feb 21, 2009 at 10:35 pm
So… I understand that you are upset but I am curious about what Johnny Cupcakes actually does sell. Please don’t feel obligated to respond if it hurts you and, for the record, I don’t have any cupcakes.
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