This Jessica Simpson shit has gone too far not to weigh the fuck in.

Jessica Simpson is a hottie.

Smoking hot.I’d hollah at that. I’d straight-up hop on it, in fact. As my dear friend Joy Nash said, “She’s really grown into her face.” Amazing.

Now, though Jessica Simpson has truly never looked better (really, look back through some of those trashier times circa her marriage to that douchebag and you’ll see what I’m sang), I would like to mention one other thing…

She’s not fat. She’s just not. And I’d know.

In fact, she’s a grown ass woman who has come into her Jown (well, the goy version of Jew-own, anyway). Maybe everyone doesn’t get behind a 70’s high-waisted jean, but let’s be real here, Jessica has never looked more Texas or more fabulous, and I applaud her.