Well, folks, I’ve been in Chi-town for the last few days, welcoming my new gorgeous, amazing tiny niece into the world. I have to say, there is nothing like a baby to bring people together, make everyone smile and toss all of the pettiness aside… oh, wait, naw.  These are Jews we’re talking about, people, [...]

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Yes people, it’s Valentine’s Day, also known as V-Day or, simply, Vagina Day.
How do we feel about this day of all days here at Shady Sadie? Well, last time I checked, this is a day to celebrate candy and fucking. So, I feel pretty good about it.
And I don’t want to hear any of [...]

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Oh yes, she did.
So today, I had this job at Restoration Hardware for about three hours (long story). And while I did not do much in those three hours, I did manage to accomplish one very important thing: I witnessed the true colors of none other than Hilary Swank.
She came into the store at about [...]

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As most of you have probably heard, in a fucking disgusting act of violence, a woman was set on fire last week outside her workplace.
She happened to work at a place called Babes and Beer, and there, she happened to be a stripper.
BTW, she’s also a mom, and apparently a student.
Newspapers and websites have, predictably, [...]

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That’s awesome.
With the advent of Yes PeCan, you now have everything you need to spend a special, romantic evening alone with [the idea of] Obama. Eat your heart out, Michelle!!

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Alls I’m saying is this: Many an African man loves this chubby bitch.
Hold on, hold on, don’t fly off the handle and go calling me a stereotyping Jew! Damn, let a girl explain…
Of late, in my very limited experience with being out past sundown (and yes, this experience is seriously sparse)- I have noticed a [...]

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Yeah, what? Like you’re not watching it too! Jesus.
Anyway, earlier this evening, Marie Osmond - while modeling a lovely new pair of earrings for QVC - demonstrated to viewers how one can also clip one’s hair back so tightly that one’s eyebrow will be lifted, in some sort of pagan, non-surgical face lift maneuver. She [...]

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OK, sorry to bring it down here guys, but this is so sad. And also very, very moving. I’d embed the video but I can’t figure it out, so click here to watch.
At first I thought it was a joke based on the description over there at Jezebel, but it’s not a joke at all. [...]

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So, this east side Jew who barely makes it west of Vermont went out in Hollywood last night. Oh, yeah, on Cahuenga for that matter, to Beauty Bar. Ugh. I only went because it was the birthday of a friend, and I rolled deep (read: brought a lot of friends to act as a giant [...]

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Who can’t sympathize with this feeling? Amazing.

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