What’s really sad is that this is the second post I’ve done in recent memory about internet cafes. That should tell you a few things. 1) I am an asshole. 2) I am addicted to being online. Because right now, I’m at an internet cafe not because I’m unemployed and pretending to be otherwise by [...]

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Just to carry on the tradition of bitching… here are a few of my newest pet peeves: 
1) When people don’t say hi in the hallway at work. I mean, especially at my work. We all know each other, so, come on, just be polite. 
2) When people mimic me. 
3) Ass-gazing at the workplace. Oh-so-inappropriate. 
4) Fortune cookies [...]

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That’s a direct quote from CNN. In fact, I just went ahead and bit the headline, because frankly, I cannot top it.
Sure, this is an exciting medical breakthrough. But what’s more exciting is that the word “vagina” was used in a national headline - and I’m being completely serious. Every fucking year, around this time, [...]

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It’s true, I don’t kick it that much. I don’t go to bars very often, don’t go to a lot of shows, art openings or plays. I’m trying to be better about it- both because I’d like to have a life, and also I fear having nothing to say (I feel your pain, Becky). But [...]

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You know what? I’m tired of living in the closet. I’m tired of the lies, the faking, the sleepless nights. So I’m just going to say it.
I only like the Superbowl for the snack potential.
Is it unamerican, unpatriotic? Maybe. But it’s the truth; finally, the truth.

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You know what I don’t appreciate? A Random vaginal itch that’s way up in there. Especially during work hours when in an important business meeting. I mean, the options to satiate the urge at those moments are few. I did come up with a some interim suggestions, however: 
1) Rock back and forth ever-so-slightly while flexing [...]

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