I’ve been traveling for the past week, a glorious Jew pastime. First off, I was in Houston, decidedly NOT for Jews. I did meet a bunch of fantastic, glorious gays and that was lovely. I learned that maybe there is a progressive history of Texas (really??), but beyond being serenaded with, ”You’re so Jewtiful” (to the tune [...]

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What might you think that someone was talking about if they said that? Maybe a knitted scarf, a goldfish, or the small penis of someone they just started dating. But you probably wouldn’t think they were referring to one of these:

Uh - huh. Courtesy of “Guns in America,” a series on Nat Geo (love that), [...]

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So, I was driving down Bellevue yesterday when I ran into one of these numbers:

Yes - a child leash. Or, as the manufacturers would have us call it, a “harness.” And it is uncomfortable - for everyone, frankly. You, me, the child. I mean, I’m sure that it provides a certain amount of maternal peace [...]

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I heard this song on KLOS earlier today, and if there’s one thing I know it’s that God intended Ozzy-related joy to be shared. So here you go, happy Wednesday. Mama, I’m coming home.

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Can you do this?
This is just so genius.
The Foxy Lady, a strip club in Rhode Island, is hosting a job fair to find new employees:
They say they’re looking to fill around 30 positions, from strippers and waitresses to disc jockeys and bartenders, at that club and two others in Massachusetts.
Now, I know that sex work [...]

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Four adult BBW (read: Big Beautiful Women) model/actresses are suing Adultcon, whose adult entertainment show is taking place at The LA Convention Center this weekend. Why, you ask? As the lawsuit claims, these plus-sized beauties were denied a booth at the event due to their  ”weight, obesity and physical appearance.” 
Oh, really?! Too bad that’s BLATANTLY ILLEGAL, Adultcon. [...]

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I was letting my mind wander today on my drive to work, and you know what I was thinking about? How funny it is to throw a shoe at a motherfucker. Take back in December when a shoe was thrown at (FORMER) President Bush: 

Now, some may call me unpatriotic (you wouldn’t be the first, you [...]

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Nothing about this ad is OK. Not the concept, not the execution, not the follow-through. Someone rips the Old Navy mannequin’s dress off, and she’s then eye-raped by none other than you, my friend - the unwitting viewer (or should I say…voyeur).
The question is, is it better or worse that she’s inanimate? I [...]

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You. Have. Got. To be kidding me. 
This crazy fucked up bus stop in the Netherlands actually WEIGHS A BITCH who is simply trying to take a load off. Yup, that’s her weight back there (in kilograms, yo, don’t be cray. No adults weight 69 pounds. Not living, non-midget ones, anyways).  
I’ll kill them. WHO THINKS THIS [...]

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It’s an exciting time to be a chubby woman, people. That’s for damn sure. Recently released by Topco, the WildFire® Celebrity Series April Flores’ CyberSkin® Voluptuous Pussy is now available! 
Check out the video of April showcasing the mold of her glorious pussy– guess what?! You, too, can fuck a fatty at home! 

This is THE FIRST real to [...]

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