The other day a (non-Chubby) coworker and I were in my cube, sharing a moment over a couple of mini Snickers bars. And she said, 

Is it just me, or have mini candy bars gotten… even more mini? 

No, darlin’, it’s not just you. And this is bullshit. 

I mean, and Snickers isn’t the only offender. There’s also my personal pet peeve: 

FUCK YOU, mini M&M’s! 

Nobody likes you. It takes four of you to even come CLOSE to matching the glory of your larger counterpart. 

Just another example to prove that size really does matter, and bigger is just fucking better. 

Mkay!?