For some reason, I woke up with this song in my head this morning:

Remember those bitches? I used to watch that show when I was home sick from school. So in a further tribute to the late Bea Arthur, I just want to say, thank god for shows that taught us how to celebrate female [...]

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Hypochondriasis (or hypochondria, sometimes referred to as health phobia) refers to an excessive preoccupation or worry about having a serious illness.
Oh, yes. I know all about it, and exactly what it means. I just looked it up because I was a little concerned that I might misspell it. Thought I’d include it here just in [...]

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One might have thought that as a youngin’ I would have identified with Blanche on The Golden Girls. She was slutty, crazy and had the most insane outfits (seems like a good fit). But, to be honest, it was Dorothy that I found a little of myself in. Bold, crass and classy- she was truly [...]

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This chick is amazing.

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Here’s a little story I’ve been wanting to share with you for some time. Not-so-little known fact: this Jew is an on-again off-again exotic dancer, and when times get tough, the tough get the girls out. And the times, friends, have indeed been tough.
We’re through the rough patch, but earlier this spring, I found myself [...]

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That title says “strange,” by the way. Pronounced “strahnj.”
Anyway. This past Tuesday, I was watching The Biggest Loser. Let me preface this by saying that I don’t usually watch this show, so this is a little new to a Jew. But it’s left me thinking…
All these reality shows (which - don’t get me wrong - [...]

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Out last night with some dear girlfriends, clucking away like a bunch of fucking hens, we touched on something… touchy. Madonna. Whore. Can’t we just go ahead and be them both already?
To preface, let me say that I spent the vast majority of my young adult years (18-28ish) acting like a fucking idiot. That’s right, I’m not afraid to [...]

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I’m really excited to see this movie, The Girlfriend Experience, Directed by Steven Soderbergh (you know, Sex Lies and Videotape? Oceans 11? 12? 13? Erin Brockovich?). I ran across this trailer on Kimbery Kane’s blog this morning, which I read all the time because she’s rad. 
What excites me the most is that a talented porn [...]

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Because here’s what I found on their website today:

32 pictures of hockey players who vaguely resemble celebrities.
It’s a thought piece, clearly, so maybe it’s over my head. But somehow I feel like that’s not the case, and instead it’s just unapologetically saying, “Ha ha, recession! We mock you by having jobs, and yet still producing [...]

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