This morning I saw the most amazing license plate ever. Driving along on Grand Ave. downtown… and there it was. Right in front of me. “IM CHOSN”.

Uh… YEAH YOU ARE.

And guess what kind of care this CHOSN person was driving?? Oh, please. Like you need a guess. A fucking Mercedes. That’s right. The CHOSN car.

OF COURSE I fumbled for my iphone, which was hooked up to my stereo blasting 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton (that’s right, don’t judge, it’s the only way I can make it in to work everyday). Anyways, the CHOSN car turned off the street before I could snap a pic OR peep the driver.

I have a feeling it was a woman. The CHOSN driver looked short.

What a disast that I didn’t get even a pic! Maybe it’s time for another Missed Connections…