Good morning, and here is your daily dose of bullshit.
A cheerleading coach in California was fired for having appeared, years ago, in Playboy.
Here’s all I really want to say about this, I guess. Who the fuck gives a fuck???!!
First of all, go do a search for the words “cheerleader” and “porn.” No, really. Go ahead. [...]

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Today I was lamenting to myself that I wouldn’t have to have a damn day job for a good 10 years if could just be a fucking stripper. Oh, except I’m chubby, so no dice. Then I got mad. 
I think we already know that Jews can dance. That’s been made abundantly clear. Just go to [...]

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This morning I saw the most amazing license plate ever. Driving along on Grand Ave. downtown… and there it was. Right in front of me. “IM CHOSN”.
Uh… YEAH YOU ARE.
And guess what kind of care this CHOSN person was driving?? Oh, please. Like you need a guess. A fucking Mercedes. That’s right. The CHOSN car.
OF [...]

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As we recently learned from Sara, Jews are everywhere. From Los Angeles to Chi-Town, we are a seasoned people, a people of the world.
And last week, I was able to do some more first-person research into our travel habits.
While waiting in the terminal for my flight to leave LAX, I had the pleasure of sitting [...]

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I mean, for real? And apparently his name isn’t Charlie- it was gonna’ be- but now it’s Bo. Why this dog, when you could have a glorious, adorable dog like this: 

Okay??!!! Cuz those are my dogs and they are WAY cuter. Of course, the blond one is all grown up now, but she’s still killing [...]

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Yeah, I’m feeling a little snarky on this lovely, Los Angeles Saturday- and I’ve been thinking about Mommy Blogs. I don’t want to hate on anyone personally (just generally), so I’m not gonna’ link to any specifics. But if you don’t know what I’m talking about, just paste “mommy blog” into Google, and see what [...]

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I snagged this coaster from a bar this weekend… 

On the one hand, I’m thrilled. Couldn’t be happier. Feel like maybe I need to go see my therapist because actually seeing advertising out in the world equating fat with something positive (delicious, not cigs), is blowing. My. Freaking. Mind. 
Then I got to thinking… is this marketing [...]

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Sat at 10am, you yelled PRICK! - 29 (Silverlake blvd by dog park)
Reply to: pers-rhxwy-1108154181@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-04-05, 10:05AM PDT
There I was, walking up Silverlake Blvd with my two little Chihuahuas, minding my own business. My dogs stopped to take a shit (I picked it up), we kept going on up the hill.    
All of sudden there you were. [...]

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Recently a co-worker turned me on to this crazy website, This Is Why You’re Fat. It contains an onslaught of pictures of insanely gross, excessive, ridiculous food. Kinda like this two pound cheeseburger from Mac Donald’s: 

Or this personal fave of mine called Bacon Wrapped Twinkie Stonehenge: 

Now, I have quite the sense of humor (thank you, thank [...]

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Sometimes, a Jew does something crazy, like dying her naturally dirty blond (light brown, my balls) hair a lovely shade of platinum. And all is well and good, until said Jew realizes that this color means she has to wear bright red lipstick every single day.
Realizing that she has erred, she then has to [...]

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