That’s right ladies, this man is a Morm.

In an attempt to generate…um, something…a group called Mormons Exposed put together a calender of Mormon missionaries sans shirts. The images are juxtaposed next to pictures of the same guys in their mish (missionary) gear…and their bibles. Like Matt here:

Anyway, as you might well imagine the calendar is causing quite a stir in the Mormon world. Not only are these gentlemen removing their garments in a way not dictated by the church (true story), but the calendar is appealing…to gay men!!!

Quel horreur! And, I might add, quel fucking surprise (yeah, I said it in French. What?!)

As you know, I’ll stand up for the naked person most days of the week. But seriously? They’re going to pose with - and spread the word of - a bible that’s been held responsible for pretty much every anti-porn and anti-gay argument out there, while making a calendar like this?

They’re either really fucking dumb, or complete and total hypocrites. Frankly, I hope they’re dumb.