FFor those of you not privy to inside information into my life, a lot has recently gone down. I won’t bore you with the details, but among them is the fact that I’ve been working at a TV show for the past few days (I know, I know, I’m very famous).
This morning, something very interesting [...]
Entries from June 2009
That Woman.
June 22nd, 2009 · No Comments
Tags: Ho's Before Bro's · Los Angeles
Vera Wang Ages Pretty Fucking Gracefully
June 12th, 2009 · No Comments
Did you guys know that Vera Wang, queen of the bridal gown, is gonna be 60 (and might go on Dancing with the Stars, amazing)?
Why does that seem so crazy to me?
Tags: Are You Fucking Kidding
Chicks Dig Porn
June 8th, 2009 · No Comments
Tell me something - is it surprising that a girl wants to go to the Erotica LA Convention?
That’s what I’m wondering. Because I’m going to be covering it for LAist, and so far, in my communication with the guys (yes, guys) who are helping to coordinate our coverage, the fact that I’m a woman and [...]
Tags: Are You Fucking Kidding · Chubby Life
What’s More Annoying than the Mall?
June 7th, 2009 · No Comments
Yeah, that’s right. NOTHING.
Why did I go to the mall today??? I’ve been asking myself this question all afternoon. I was in a completely decent good mood this morning- had some coffee, walked the dogs, saw my girls, and then I went astray. I thought to myself, “What a nice little Sunday, maybe I’ll go [...]
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Tinseltown Tease: Vegas!!
June 6th, 2009 · No Comments
For several years now, I’ve wanted to unite with my fellow peelers at the Miss Exotic World Pageant, held yearly in Vegas. Well folks, this weekend my dream is about to come true - I’m off to the Orleans to watch the biggest names in burlesque shake what their mommas (and plastic surgeons) gave them! [...]
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Taking Offense.
June 3rd, 2009 · No Comments
Whenever I am plagued by the feeling that a situation passed me by in which I should have said something, I always think of George Costanza. You know? Remember that episode of Seinfeld where, days after an offending remark, (or maybe this happened all the time, I can’t remember) he’s sitting in the car with [...]
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