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Entries from August 2009

Violence Against Dogs is Worse than Violence Against Women.

August 25th, 2009 · No Comments

So, Michael Vick served 19 months in jail for fighting dogs, and Chris Brown gets five years of probation for beating the shit out of Rihanna.
According to CNN, the LA Superior Court Justice who ruled on the case wanted Brown to “stay 50 yards away from Rihanna, 10 yards if the two are at the [...]

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Is It Just Me…

August 21st, 2009 · No Comments

Or does the universe seem utterly bizarre and jacked up right now??? A few of the things that have gone down lately: 
1) My mom’s husband fell and busted his knee
2) Someone I know got urgently and immediately divorced
3) People are breaking up left and right 
4) One of my close friends was hit in the head [...]

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Fuck yeah, Frank.

August 19th, 2009 · No Comments

If this doesn’t make your day, nothing will.

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Dear “Cheap Viagra Online,”

August 12th, 2009 · No Comments

Thank you so much for your comment about my blog post. You know, the one where you say: “I agree, this is a great article.A successful blog needs unique, useful content that interests the readers.”
I appreciate the time you took, Viagra, to read my article, and to make a thoughtful comment about it. You’ve clearly [...]

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Grad School Isn’t Funny.

August 11th, 2009 · No Comments

And it’s too bad. Because I promise you that I’m trying my best to find something witty to say about my first two days at Annenberg, and yet I run into a brick wall each and every time. The bottom line: if you’re looking for a good chuckle, grad school is perhaps not your path.
I’m [...]

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Eff Off, Tante Lysa

August 5th, 2009 · No Comments

By definition, a Libertarian is someone who believes in free will. That would describe me pretty well. I don’t really care what you do as long as it doesn’t hurt anyone else. The exception is when it comes to looking out for my people. I do not have children but I am lucky to have [...]

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