I don’t know about you, but I was so distracted this week by the d-r-a-m-a in the ANTM house that I barely even paid attention to the challenge.

Dividing lines were drawn between Team Ashley (Sundai, Ashley and Lulu) and Team Bianca (Bianca, then later Britney, Lauren, Kara and Nicole) as Team Ashley spent the entire episode ripping new assholes to everyone who wandered within 50 feet of their snarky little clique. The occasional treatment was delivered to someone’s face, but the majority were behind the other girls’ backs. I can never understand why reality show contestants do that. Breaking news, ladies! YOU ARE ON TV. WE CAN HEAR YOU. When you shit talk everyone in the house, it’s gonna wind up in the show. Yes — even if you whisper.

Anyway, I did manage to pick up that the girls were learning how to walk the runway this week. Along with the fabulous and poufy-sleeved Miss Jay, the girls met (briefly) Diva Davanna, a nine-year-old who had been catwalking since the age of four. I think it’s safe to say that we all have a little something to learn from her, no?

The girls then had a walk-off; or technically, participated in a fashion show. Brittany killed it even despite Team Ashley’s attempts to undermine her confidence in a practice sesh back at the house (”soften your eyes!”), and frankly, I was cheering her on because Lulu and Ashley were getting on my damn nerves.

Later, the ladies did a photo shoot in which they were asked to lengthen themselves using the magic of the camera. Lulu nearly made herself sick from all the haterade she consumed watching the other girls’ shoots, and then BAM! She got what she had coming — despite being “one of the cutest ones,” (that courtesy of Nigel, in a rare display of heterosexuality), her ass got sent hiz-ome.

One final thought: wondering why Laura sounds so familiar? It’s because her accent sounds exactly like Sookie’s!

Tune in again next week.