I am a Jew. And to prove it, I have an article up today at Jewcy.com, in which I attempt to sound like I know something about Jewish holidays. To be fair, I do know a few things — a Jew did spend an inordinate amount of time at Hebrew school — but some of it, admittedly, I had to look up.

Anyway, read it and weep! No, don’t. Please. Read it and laugh. And ponder. And then leave a comment.