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9 to 5: High Hopes

October 19th, 2009 · 2 Comments

I don’t really feel like thinking about work, and I don’t feel like working. When I get like this, I like to think about all the things I could do if I didn’t have to work, like if I suddenly came into a giant hunk of money and didn’t have to worry about health insurance…

What I would like to do if I didn’t have to work:

  • Spend time with my 85-year-old Granny and interview her so I could write her biography.
  • Travel — mostly to see and spend time with friends, but also to see the world.
  • Exercise regularly, maybe even get a personal trainer.
  • Focus my chi at sunrise tai chi sessions with people who’ve been practicing for 50 years
  • Volunteer three times a week
  • Read every book in the literary canon

What I’d likely do if I didn’t have to work:

  • Visit with my Granny but forget to write down her interesting stories and be too self-conscious to ask the good questions that would give me the real insight on her life
  • Schedule last minute trips to see my friends where I would have to fly in and out at horrible times of the day and not get enough time to visit them. Plan visits to countries I don’t know much about without really doing enough research and end up coming home not having seen the things I would have most enjoyed
  • Exercise occasionally for a couple months then lose interest all together
  • Sleep too late to get to tai chi or yoga, watch too much daytime television
  • Volunteer once every other week and feel overly important about it
  • Struggle through Tolstoy and then get sucked into Diana Gabaldon novels

Tags: 9 to 5

2 responses so far ↓

  • 1 sara // Oct 20, 2009 at 6:45 pm

    dude, you’re hilarious and amazing. cracked up over “feel overly important about it”. amazing.

  • 2 jessica // Oct 22, 2009 at 10:54 pm

    omg i second that. this is so funny. also love this:

    Visit with my Granny but forget to write down her interesting stories and be too self-conscious to ask the good questions that would give me the real insight on her life

    i have so done that. and then kicked myself for like months afterward. hilarious!

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