I don’t really feel like thinking about work, and I don’t feel like working. When I get like this, I like to think about all the things I could do if I didn’t have to work, like if I suddenly came into a giant hunk of money and didn’t have to worry about health insurance…
What I would like to do if I didn’t have to work:
- Spend time with my 85-year-old Granny and interview her so I could write her biography.
- Travel — mostly to see and spend time with friends, but also to see the world.
- Exercise regularly, maybe even get a personal trainer.
- Focus my chi at sunrise tai chi sessions with people who’ve been practicing for 50 years
- Volunteer three times a week
- Read every book in the literary canon
What I’d likely do if I didn’t have to work:
- Visit with my Granny but forget to write down her interesting stories and be too self-conscious to ask the good questions that would give me the real insight on her life
- Schedule last minute trips to see my friends where I would have to fly in and out at horrible times of the day and not get enough time to visit them. Plan visits to countries I don’t know much about without really doing enough research and end up coming home not having seen the things I would have most enjoyed
- Exercise occasionally for a couple months then lose interest all together
- Sleep too late to get to tai chi or yoga, watch too much daytime television
- Volunteer once every other week and feel overly important about it
- Struggle through Tolstoy and then get sucked into Diana Gabaldon novels


2 responses so far ↓
1 sara // Oct 20, 2009 at 6:45 pm
dude, you’re hilarious and amazing. cracked up over “feel overly important about it”. amazing.
2 jessica // Oct 22, 2009 at 10:54 pm
omg i second that. this is so funny. also love this:
Visit with my Granny but forget to write down her interesting stories and be too self-conscious to ask the good questions that would give me the real insight on her life
i have so done that. and then kicked myself for like months afterward. hilarious!
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