You may notice that this is a list of two. But they are such powerful pet peeves that I feel justified in making this nonetheless. Here they are, my two least favorite voices of all time:
1. Jack, of Jack in the Box
Seriously, who is that guy? His voice is nothing short of audible douchebaggery. I’m only shocked and amazed that Carl’s Junior hasn’t snatched him up already.
2. Shakira
I guess she’s really just that hot, that music executives didn’t give a fuck that her voice sounds like whales communicating. But seriously, take a listen. It’s kind of like a sleep machine, only not at all pleasant.
Got any to add?
8 responses so far ↓
1 Vincent Kirk // Oct 28, 2009 at 6:06 pm
While I’ve never really given the Jack in the Box guy much thought, I’d TOTALLY with you on Shakira.
2 sara // Oct 28, 2009 at 7:59 pm
dude, i love me some Shakira. i’m shocked by this post. (word on jack in the box guy, though). xo
3 jessica // Oct 30, 2009 at 9:07 am
vincent, the next time you hear a jitb commercial, i guarantee you you will want to punch the radio or tv once you notice his voice.
4 Vincent Kirk // Oct 30, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Heard one this morning on the radio! All I wanted to do was cock punch the dude.
5 KateL // Oct 30, 2009 at 7:57 pm
Totally agree about Shakira. It’s as though Charlie Brown’s teacher finally learned to vaguely pronounce consonants and took up singing.
The jitb guy is pretty annoying too.
6 jessica // Oct 31, 2009 at 11:18 am
vincent: told you!
kate: so accurate! good call.
7 Nate // Oct 31, 2009 at 8:41 pm
I like the jack in the box guy…
8 Lysa // Nov 3, 2009 at 12:35 pm
The Empire Floor and Carpet guy makes me want to stab myself.
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