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Entries from November 2009

Jews.

November 28th, 2009 · No Comments

The Rise of the Hot Jewish Girl
Need I say more?

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9 to 5: A Week of Thanksgiving

November 24th, 2009 · 1 Comment

My complete lack of interest in Thanksgiving this year has me feeling like a Jew on Christmas. Thousands of miles from family this holiday with no real plans, I feel rather nonchalant about the whole thing. And yet, even without Mom’s sweet potatoes or Aunt Debbie’s broccoli casserole, I still have something to be thankful for: the [...]

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I Might Have to Leave California…

November 22nd, 2009 · 5 Comments

If these disgusting, roach-like horrifying motherfuckers don’t stop showing up everywhere I go, I swear I’m leaving California. One of these was IN MY HOUSE TONIGHT. Go ahead, check it out and then I’ll tell you what went down. 

First of all, what’s wrong with those hippies??? Why are they handling that shit like it’s cute??? [...]

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Cat Declawing: AKA, Why Everything Relates Back to Abortion.

November 20th, 2009 · 2 Comments

It seems like a stretch, right? Cat’s paws…women’s uteri. But here’s the quote that makes the link, courtesy of the California Veterinary Medical Association:
“Imagine if city councils started telling humans that they couldn’t have legal medical procedures!”
Oh, no! Can you imagine such a thing! What an atrocity! Government limiting access to legal medical procedures!
Oh…wait. That’s [...]

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Warning: Beyond Offensive. And Amazing.

November 20th, 2009 · 2 Comments


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Stupid License Plates: WeHo Edition

November 19th, 2009 · 2 Comments

I know what you’re thinking — what individualized license plate in WeHo isn’t stupid?
And you make a good point. But I saw one yesterday that I think is particularly special, and here’s why:
Cre8 flm
Huh. Tres originale. That’s like having a license plate in Detroit that says Cre8 Crs. Or in Pittsburgh that says Cre8 Stl. [...]

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9 to 5: I’m glad that’s not my job

November 17th, 2009 · 2 Comments

It all started my senior year of college. My best college chum and I were stressing out about finding find jobs after graduation. She took it upon herself to point out every “Apply Within” or “Now Hiring” sign she saw on any business – anywhere – including every stop along our Spring Break road trip [...]

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9 to 5: Welcome to Hollywood

November 10th, 2009 · 3 Comments

Welcome to Hollywood ! What’s your dream?

Sure, plenty of hard-working Americans balance two or more jobs (when the economy allows) just to make ends meet. And many of those folks live in Los Angeles. But in Hollywood, which is more an LA subculture than an actual physical location, the second job is where your true [...]

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Christopher Walken Performs “Poker Face”

November 3rd, 2009 · 4 Comments


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9 to 5: Holiday Parties

November 2nd, 2009 · 3 Comments

I know what you’re thinking: It’s way too early to be thinking about holiday parties. But before you know it, you’ll be avoiding bell ringers outside of Target. Growing up, I always thought the office holiday party would be so cool… like Die Hard but with fewer terrorists. So to prep you, I’m sharing a [...]

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