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“This Is It” Nearly Killed a Jew.

October 30th, 2009 · 7 Comments

Dude. 
Dude. 
(Just had to say it twice).
Last night Jessica and I had hit the Glendale Mann for “This Is It”- the much anticipated Michael Jackson movie. No worries- no spoilers here. Lots of concert prep, dancing, singing and all the hits. Oh, and the underlying fact that MJ is dead. Whoa. 
The Mann was surprisingly empty- with [...]

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Pet Peeves: Voices Edition

October 28th, 2009 · 8 Comments

You may notice that this is a list of two. But they are such powerful pet peeves that I feel justified in making this nonetheless. Here they are, my two least favorite voices of all time:
1. Jack, of Jack in the Box
Seriously, who is that guy? His voice is nothing short of audible douchebaggery. I’m [...]

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Idiots.com

October 27th, 2009 · 5 Comments

When you’re single in Los Angeles for a year and a half, you deal with a lot of ego-bruising bullshit.   Here’s a story I’d like to share along those lines.  
Scene 1: Work Event- Thursday
Two Thursdays ago, I staffed a “work event.” We were setting up before the event began and needed an extra trashcan. To [...]

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Tags: Are You Fucking Kidding · Ho's Before Bro's · Los Angeles · The Humor · Uncategorized

Dude, Where’s My Tampon?

October 21st, 2009 · 1 Comment

Let me recount a story from this weekend for you…
It was just a nice little Saturday with Jessica. Susina for coffee, the Grove for shopping. We hit Nordstroms, naturally. After all that shopping we got hungry, so we stopped for a snack (first Jews ever to patronize Johnny Rocket’s).
Then it went down.
While laughing (at someone’s [...]

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Bathroom Attendant… Naw.

September 9th, 2009 · No Comments

Just a little poll… bathroom attendants… Yay or nay?
I’ll tell you, I’m a solid NAY. First of all, it’s straight up awkward. The eye contact is awkward, the handing me the paper towel is strange… and all the goodies… cigarettes, perfume, candy, gum, spray-on deodorant, tampons… whoah. It’s a lot of stuff.
I have to commend [...]

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Tags: Are You Fucking Kidding · The Chosen · The Humor

What the Hell Is a “Fee”?

September 8th, 2009 · No Comments

I just remembered that Bob Dylan was supposed to do some shows in LA.  I looked up tickets and he’s playing at the Hollywood Palladium.  That’s usually where the little punky/poppy bands play and the last time I was there it was for some porn Halloween event.  Very cool though, it’s minutes from my house.
The [...]

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Is It Just Me…

August 21st, 2009 · No Comments

Or does the universe seem utterly bizarre and jacked up right now??? A few of the things that have gone down lately: 
1) My mom’s husband fell and busted his knee
2) Someone I know got urgently and immediately divorced
3) People are breaking up left and right 
4) One of my close friends was hit in the head [...]

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Fuck yeah, Frank.

August 19th, 2009 · No Comments

If this doesn’t make your day, nothing will.

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Vera Wang Ages Pretty Fucking Gracefully

June 12th, 2009 · No Comments

Did you guys know that Vera Wang, queen of the bridal gown, is gonna be 60 (and might go on Dancing with the Stars, amazing)?
Why does that seem so crazy to me?

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Chicks Dig Porn

June 8th, 2009 · No Comments

Tell me something - is it surprising that a girl wants to go to the Erotica LA Convention?
That’s what I’m wondering. Because I’m going to be covering it for LAist, and so far, in my communication with the guys (yes, guys) who are helping to coordinate our coverage, the fact that I’m a woman and [...]

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