Not trying to make light of this, but it’s true, isn’t it? It kills me to know that we live in a fucking country where a man like Dr. George Tiller gets SHOT AND KILLED AT CHURCH (this morning). Dr. Tiller was an abortion provider since the 1970’s, who while being protested at his clinic [...]

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Let me preface this by saying that I am not a baby-hater. Former baby-killer, according to some, but that’s neither here nor there.
But seriously. I like babies. I think they’re cute. So why do some babies have to go and ruin it for the rest of them? Why do some babies have to go and [...]

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That title says “strange,” by the way. Pronounced “strahnj.”
Anyway. This past Tuesday, I was watching The Biggest Loser. Let me preface this by saying that I don’t usually watch this show, so this is a little new to a Jew. But it’s left me thinking…
All these reality shows (which - don’t get me wrong - [...]

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Out last night with some dear girlfriends, clucking away like a bunch of fucking hens, we touched on something… touchy. Madonna. Whore. Can’t we just go ahead and be them both already?
To preface, let me say that I spent the vast majority of my young adult years (18-28ish) acting like a fucking idiot. That’s right, I’m not afraid to [...]

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Because here’s what I found on their website today:

32 pictures of hockey players who vaguely resemble celebrities.
It’s a thought piece, clearly, so maybe it’s over my head. But somehow I feel like that’s not the case, and instead it’s just unapologetically saying, “Ha ha, recession! We mock you by having jobs, and yet still producing [...]

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Good morning, and here is your daily dose of bullshit.
A cheerleading coach in California was fired for having appeared, years ago, in Playboy.
Here’s all I really want to say about this, I guess. Who the fuck gives a fuck???!!
First of all, go do a search for the words “cheerleader” and “porn.” No, really. Go ahead. [...]

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I mean, for real? And apparently his name isn’t Charlie- it was gonna’ be- but now it’s Bo. Why this dog, when you could have a glorious, adorable dog like this: 

Okay??!!! Cuz those are my dogs and they are WAY cuter. Of course, the blond one is all grown up now, but she’s still killing [...]

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Yeah, I’m feeling a little snarky on this lovely, Los Angeles Saturday- and I’ve been thinking about Mommy Blogs. I don’t want to hate on anyone personally (just generally), so I’m not gonna’ link to any specifics. But if you don’t know what I’m talking about, just paste “mommy blog” into Google, and see what [...]

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I snagged this coaster from a bar this weekend… 

On the one hand, I’m thrilled. Couldn’t be happier. Feel like maybe I need to go see my therapist because actually seeing advertising out in the world equating fat with something positive (delicious, not cigs), is blowing. My. Freaking. Mind. 
Then I got to thinking… is this marketing [...]

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Sat at 10am, you yelled PRICK! - 29 (Silverlake blvd by dog park)
Reply to: pers-rhxwy-1108154181@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-04-05, 10:05AM PDT
There I was, walking up Silverlake Blvd with my two little Chihuahuas, minding my own business. My dogs stopped to take a shit (I picked it up), we kept going on up the hill.    
All of sudden there you were. [...]

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