Recently a co-worker turned me on to this crazy website, This Is Why You’re Fat. It contains an onslaught of pictures of insanely gross, excessive, ridiculous food. Kinda like this two pound cheeseburger from Mac Donald’s: 

Or this personal fave of mine called Bacon Wrapped Twinkie Stonehenge: 

Now, I have quite the sense of humor (thank you, thank [...]

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What might you think that someone was talking about if they said that? Maybe a knitted scarf, a goldfish, or the small penis of someone they just started dating. But you probably wouldn’t think they were referring to one of these:

Uh - huh. Courtesy of “Guns in America,” a series on Nat Geo (love that), [...]

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So, I was driving down Bellevue yesterday when I ran into one of these numbers:

Yes - a child leash. Or, as the manufacturers would have us call it, a “harness.” And it is uncomfortable - for everyone, frankly. You, me, the child. I mean, I’m sure that it provides a certain amount of maternal peace [...]

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Four adult BBW (read: Big Beautiful Women) model/actresses are suing Adultcon, whose adult entertainment show is taking place at The LA Convention Center this weekend. Why, you ask? As the lawsuit claims, these plus-sized beauties were denied a booth at the event due to their  ”weight, obesity and physical appearance.” 
Oh, really?! Too bad that’s BLATANTLY ILLEGAL, Adultcon. [...]

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You. Have. Got. To be kidding me. 
This crazy fucked up bus stop in the Netherlands actually WEIGHS A BITCH who is simply trying to take a load off. Yup, that’s her weight back there (in kilograms, yo, don’t be cray. No adults weight 69 pounds. Not living, non-midget ones, anyways).  
I’ll kill them. WHO THINKS THIS [...]

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Is it too late for me to comment on this? Has the moment come and gone? Dammit!!!!
Oh well - it’s my blog, and I’ll be late to the party if I want to. Besides, who the fuck knew that I’d have to TiVo AFTER THE ROSE to get the real end of the Bachelor saga?
In [...]

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Well, it’s upon me. 29. Twiz-niz.
People make a really big deal about (dirty) 30 and 40, but I think 29 and 39 are scarier b-days. All of a sudden there is so much PRESSURE. The inner monologue starts getting buck…
Sara, what are you going to do this year?
Self, are you prepared for the big 3-0?
Sara, [...]

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Before you jump to answer that with a resounding “yes” (I’ll kill you), let me explain.
So I’m sitting at home the other day (per usual), and I’m flipping channels. I stumble across Degrassi: The Next Generation. I’m guessing this was a weekend day. Anyway, it takes all of five seconds for me to realize that [...]

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I mean, the economy must really be going downhill when Snoop is walking off an airplane with one of the blankets. Really, Snoop? Is it like that?! I’m pretty sure that’s not kosher, as I’ve heard many a cranky mom say, 
No, honey, you have to leave the blanket on the plane. It’s not yours.
And btw, [...]

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This is what I’ve been seeing everywhere lately. Hickies. Hickies at Trader Joes. Hickies at the coffee shop. Hickies at the gas station. Hickies. Hickies. HICKIES?! 
WHAT THE FUCK??!!
Does this say something about me, and the company I keep? No. Nobody I know has been sporting these, please. And on the issue almost all of my friends [...]

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