It seems like a stretch, right? Cat’s paws…women’s uteri. But here’s the quote that makes the link, courtesy of the California Veterinary Medical Association:
“Imagine if city councils started telling humans that they couldn’t have legal medical procedures!”
Oh, no! Can you imagine such a thing! What an atrocity! Government limiting access to legal medical procedures!
Oh…wait. That’s [...]

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I know what you’re thinking — what individualized license plate in WeHo isn’t stupid?
And you make a good point. But I saw one yesterday that I think is particularly special, and here’s why:
Cre8 flm
Huh. Tres originale. That’s like having a license plate in Detroit that says Cre8 Crs. Or in Pittsburgh that says Cre8 Stl. [...]

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You may notice that this is a list of two. But they are such powerful pet peeves that I feel justified in making this nonetheless. Here they are, my two least favorite voices of all time:
1. Jack, of Jack in the Box
Seriously, who is that guy? His voice is nothing short of audible douchebaggery. I’m [...]

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So, Michael Vick served 19 months in jail for fighting dogs, and Chris Brown gets five years of probation for beating the shit out of Rihanna.
According to CNN, the LA Superior Court Justice who ruled on the case wanted Brown to “stay 50 yards away from Rihanna, 10 yards if the two are at the [...]

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Tell me something - is it surprising that a girl wants to go to the Erotica LA Convention?
That’s what I’m wondering. Because I’m going to be covering it for LAist, and so far, in my communication with the guys (yes, guys) who are helping to coordinate our coverage, the fact that I’m a woman and [...]

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It’s not often that I take the time to communicate with my Giant Ass. For one, I’m a busy Jew. And secondly, it’s just a tad crazy. Just a tad. 
Well, the other day I got an opportunity to stop. Just for a moment. And say, “Thank you. Thank you, Giant Ass”. 
It was late morning during [...]

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Today I was lamenting to myself that I wouldn’t have to have a damn day job for a good 10 years if could just be a fucking stripper. Oh, except I’m chubby, so no dice. Then I got mad. 
I think we already know that Jews can dance. That’s been made abundantly clear. Just go to [...]

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Recently a co-worker turned me on to this crazy website, This Is Why You’re Fat. It contains an onslaught of pictures of insanely gross, excessive, ridiculous food. Kinda like this two pound cheeseburger from Mac Donald’s: 

Or this personal fave of mine called Bacon Wrapped Twinkie Stonehenge: 

Now, I have quite the sense of humor (thank you, thank [...]

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Four adult BBW (read: Big Beautiful Women) model/actresses are suing Adultcon, whose adult entertainment show is taking place at The LA Convention Center this weekend. Why, you ask? As the lawsuit claims, these plus-sized beauties were denied a booth at the event due to their  ”weight, obesity and physical appearance.” 
Oh, really?! Too bad that’s BLATANTLY ILLEGAL, Adultcon. [...]

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It’s an exciting time to be a chubby woman, people. That’s for damn sure. Recently released by Topco, the WildFire® Celebrity Series April Flores’ CyberSkin® Voluptuous Pussy is now available! 
Check out the video of April showcasing the mold of her glorious pussy– guess what?! You, too, can fuck a fatty at home! 

This is THE FIRST real to [...]

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