The Rise of the Hot Jewish Girl
Need I say more?

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You may notice that this is a list of two. But they are such powerful pet peeves that I feel justified in making this nonetheless. Here they are, my two least favorite voices of all time:
1. Jack, of Jack in the Box
Seriously, who is that guy? His voice is nothing short of audible douchebaggery. I’m [...]

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When you’re single in Los Angeles for a year and a half, you deal with a lot of ego-bruising bullshit.   Here’s a story I’d like to share along those lines.  
Scene 1: Work Event- Thursday
Two Thursdays ago, I staffed a “work event.” We were setting up before the event began and needed an extra trashcan. To [...]

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I love to text.  It has become my primary method of communication.  I am such an awkward phone talker that texting is the best thing that ever happened to me (and my friends). When my phone bill comes, I have 1400 texts and 12 phone minutes used.  The only problem I have is that I [...]

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FFor those of you not privy to inside information into my life, a lot has recently gone down. I won’t bore you with the details, but among them is the fact that I’ve been working at a TV show for the past few days (I know, I know, I’m very famous).
This morning, something very interesting [...]

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For some reason, I woke up with this song in my head this morning:

Remember those bitches? I used to watch that show when I was home sick from school. So in a further tribute to the late Bea Arthur, I just want to say, thank god for shows that taught us how to celebrate female [...]

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Out last night with some dear girlfriends, clucking away like a bunch of fucking hens, we touched on something… touchy. Madonna. Whore. Can’t we just go ahead and be them both already?
To preface, let me say that I spent the vast majority of my young adult years (18-28ish) acting like a fucking idiot. That’s right, I’m not afraid to [...]

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Four adult BBW (read: Big Beautiful Women) model/actresses are suing Adultcon, whose adult entertainment show is taking place at The LA Convention Center this weekend. Why, you ask? As the lawsuit claims, these plus-sized beauties were denied a booth at the event due to their  ”weight, obesity and physical appearance.” 
Oh, really?! Too bad that’s BLATANTLY ILLEGAL, Adultcon. [...]

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To clarify even further, my cupcakes and boobs. Those are homemade, by the way.
You’re welcome.
But more than that, this picture reminded me of something. A while ago, a friend of Shady emailed me this link. In it, a woman describes being questioned about whether or not a casserole is feminist (true story).
Putting aside for a [...]

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Before you jump to answer that with a resounding “yes” (I’ll kill you), let me explain.
So I’m sitting at home the other day (per usual), and I’m flipping channels. I stumble across Degrassi: The Next Generation. I’m guessing this was a weekend day. Anyway, it takes all of five seconds for me to realize that [...]

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