I’ve always loved being a Jew.  I suppose that after hundreds of years, if not thousands, my ancestors would be pleased that I can do the Jew Strut.  The problem is that no one in my family is remotely observant.  We had a Christmas tree.  We opened presents and ate ham on Christmas Eve (wow, [...]

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Dude. 
Dude. 
(Just had to say it twice).
Last night Jessica and I had hit the Glendale Mann for “This Is It”- the much anticipated Michael Jackson movie. No worries- no spoilers here. Lots of concert prep, dancing, singing and all the hits. Oh, and the underlying fact that MJ is dead. Whoa. 
The Mann was surprisingly empty- with [...]

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When you’re single in Los Angeles for a year and a half, you deal with a lot of ego-bruising bullshit.   Here’s a story I’d like to share along those lines.  
Scene 1: Work Event- Thursday
Two Thursdays ago, I staffed a “work event.” We were setting up before the event began and needed an extra trashcan. To [...]

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There’s been an addition to the fam recently. Yes, a furry, cray, drooling addition. That’s right - a dawg.
Naturally, this has led me to increase the amount of reality TV that I watch. I’ve added to my repertoire none other than the guru himself: Cesar Millan.
So. One of the main problems I’m having with Molly [...]

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FFor those of you not privy to inside information into my life, a lot has recently gone down. I won’t bore you with the details, but among them is the fact that I’ve been working at a TV show for the past few days (I know, I know, I’m very famous).
This morning, something very interesting [...]

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And that’s my dear friend Christi as the wife. She’s amazing.

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I’m really excited to see this movie, The Girlfriend Experience, Directed by Steven Soderbergh (you know, Sex Lies and Videotape? Oceans 11? 12? 13? Erin Brockovich?). I ran across this trailer on Kimbery Kane’s blog this morning, which I read all the time because she’s rad. 
What excites me the most is that a talented porn [...]

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This morning I saw the most amazing license plate ever. Driving along on Grand Ave. downtown… and there it was. Right in front of me. “IM CHOSN”.
Uh… YEAH YOU ARE.
And guess what kind of care this CHOSN person was driving?? Oh, please. Like you need a guess. A fucking Mercedes. That’s right. The CHOSN car.
OF [...]

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I snagged this coaster from a bar this weekend… 

On the one hand, I’m thrilled. Couldn’t be happier. Feel like maybe I need to go see my therapist because actually seeing advertising out in the world equating fat with something positive (delicious, not cigs), is blowing. My. Freaking. Mind. 
Then I got to thinking… is this marketing [...]

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Sat at 10am, you yelled PRICK! - 29 (Silverlake blvd by dog park)
Reply to: pers-rhxwy-1108154181@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-04-05, 10:05AM PDT
There I was, walking up Silverlake Blvd with my two little Chihuahuas, minding my own business. My dogs stopped to take a shit (I picked it up), we kept going on up the hill.    
All of sudden there you were. [...]

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