I fucking love this guy.
Entries Tagged as 'Obama Makes Everything Better'
L’Shana Tova From Obama
September 25th, 2009 · No Comments
Tags: Obama Makes Everything Better · The Chosen
Is It Just Me, Or Is The First Dog… Lame?
April 12th, 2009 · No Comments
I mean, for real? And apparently his name isn’t Charlie- it was gonna’ be- but now it’s Bo. Why this dog, when you could have a glorious, adorable dog like this:
Okay??!!! Cuz those are my dogs and they are WAY cuter. Of course, the blond one is all grown up now, but she’s still killing [...]
Tags: Are You Fucking Kidding · Obama Makes Everything Better · Uncategorized
Yes PECAN!
February 11th, 2009 · 1 Comment
That’s awesome.
With the advent of Yes PeCan, you now have everything you need to spend a special, romantic evening alone with [the idea of] Obama. Eat your heart out, Michelle!!
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“You Love Your President, Let Him Love You Back”
January 29th, 2009 · 5 Comments
This makes me a bit uncomfortable… but not enough to keep it from you.
I mean, is this going too far? I’m not sure… It comes in gold (displayed here because I’m a Jew and we always opt for gold) or blue, and it looks pretty big. But my favorite detail… look closely… both color options [...]
Tags: Are You Fucking Kidding · Obama Makes Everything Better · The Humor
Obama, You Fucked Us (Without a Condom)
January 27th, 2009 · No Comments
Yeah, I’m off the Obama-bandwagon at the moment.
Bringing his Economic Stimulus Package to the Republicans today,
Obama also extended an olive branch to Republicans by reportedly helping to remove from the stimulus plan a widely criticized $200 million provision to provide contraceptives to low-income families.
The provision, which Republican leaders said would do little to help boost [...]
Tags: Are You Fucking Kidding · Obama Makes Everything Better
That’s Hot. Just Saying.
January 21st, 2009 · 1 Comment
And I don’t mean any disrespect, Mr. President.
But… Wow…
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Happy Obama Day!!!!!!!
January 20th, 2009 · No Comments
Need I say more?! I’m obsessing over CNN right now, looking at all the outfits, celebs and the MASSES. Dude, there are SO MANY PEOPLE there. Reminds me of 2000, when my girls and I jumped into Veronica’s minivan with Florida plates and made the drive from Wisconsin to Washington, DC to protest Bush’s inauguration…
Oh, [...]
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Jews: The Fly Girls in the Corner
January 19th, 2009 · 7 Comments
It’s a truth that’s gone unspoken for too long: Jewish girls are hot dancers, and we never get any credit for it.
This really gelled in my mind the other morning, at cardio kickbox. As we punched and kicked our way to flatter abs, I noticed…it was the girls with the curly dark hair and the [...]
Tags: Ho's Before Bro's · Obama Makes Everything Better · The Chosen · The Humor
I’m a Nerd.
January 19th, 2009 · 1 Comment
This weekend my mom and her husband, Rich visited me from Chicago. The first day they were here was literally 100 degrees warmer than the windy city (translation: -20 in Chicago, 80 in LA). My mom commented immediately that she felt like she was in a different country.
Sho’ nuff, LA often feels like a different [...]
Tags: Obama Makes Everything Better · Travel

