And that’s my dear friend Christi as the wife. She’s amazing.

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Indeed, May is National Masturbation Month. Yes, it’s for real. And there was a National Masturbation-A-Thon, presented by the Center for Sex and Culture last night. Pretty amazing, wish I had been there- kinda’ makes me want to move to San Fran. 
This reminded me of how I got started as a little masturbater (age… well… [...]

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This chick is amazing.

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Here’s a little story I’ve been wanting to share with you for some time. Not-so-little known fact: this Jew is an on-again off-again exotic dancer, and when times get tough, the tough get the girls out. And the times, friends, have indeed been tough.
We’re through the rough patch, but earlier this spring, I found myself [...]

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Out last night with some dear girlfriends, clucking away like a bunch of fucking hens, we touched on something… touchy. Madonna. Whore. Can’t we just go ahead and be them both already?
To preface, let me say that I spent the vast majority of my young adult years (18-28ish) acting like a fucking idiot. That’s right, I’m not afraid to [...]

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I’m really excited to see this movie, The Girlfriend Experience, Directed by Steven Soderbergh (you know, Sex Lies and Videotape? Oceans 11? 12? 13? Erin Brockovich?). I ran across this trailer on Kimbery Kane’s blog this morning, which I read all the time because she’s rad. 
What excites me the most is that a talented porn [...]

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Good morning, and here is your daily dose of bullshit.
A cheerleading coach in California was fired for having appeared, years ago, in Playboy.
Here’s all I really want to say about this, I guess. Who the fuck gives a fuck???!!
First of all, go do a search for the words “cheerleader” and “porn.” No, really. Go ahead. [...]

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Today I was lamenting to myself that I wouldn’t have to have a damn day job for a good 10 years if could just be a fucking stripper. Oh, except I’m chubby, so no dice. Then I got mad. 
I think we already know that Jews can dance. That’s been made abundantly clear. Just go to [...]

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Four adult BBW (read: Big Beautiful Women) model/actresses are suing Adultcon, whose adult entertainment show is taking place at The LA Convention Center this weekend. Why, you ask? As the lawsuit claims, these plus-sized beauties were denied a booth at the event due to their  ”weight, obesity and physical appearance.” 
Oh, really?! Too bad that’s BLATANTLY ILLEGAL, Adultcon. [...]

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It’s an exciting time to be a chubby woman, people. That’s for damn sure. Recently released by Topco, the WildFire® Celebrity Series April Flores’ CyberSkin® Voluptuous Pussy is now available! 
Check out the video of April showcasing the mold of her glorious pussy– guess what?! You, too, can fuck a fatty at home! 

This is THE FIRST real to [...]

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