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When you’re single in Los Angeles for a year and a half, you deal with a lot of ego-bruising bullshit.   Here’s a story I’d like to share along those lines.  
Scene 1: Work Event- Thursday
Two Thursdays ago, I staffed a “work event.” We were setting up before the event began and needed an extra trashcan. To [...]

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So, I know Jehovah’s Witnesses aren’t into Halloween. And guess what? Neither is this Jew. 
Yes, I admitted it! Because honestly, I feel like it’s a faux pas not to be into Halloween. As if it’s this amazing holiday with so much to look forward to involved… um, really? I thought it was for kids. And [...]

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Let me recount a story from this weekend for you…
It was just a nice little Saturday with Jessica. Susina for coffee, the Grove for shopping. We hit Nordstroms, naturally. After all that shopping we got hungry, so we stopped for a snack (first Jews ever to patronize Johnny Rocket’s).
Then it went down.
While laughing (at someone’s [...]

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I think I accidentally bought mom jeans.
Here’s the thing. In the store, they looked pretty good. They were no Rock and Republic (Rock N’ Republic?? I’m old), in fact…they were GAP. OK? GAP. But they looked good! I promise. Slim fit, good from behind, low slung. But I’m an urban woman, and I know that [...]

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This cracked me up more than anything has in the last year, at least. Pure genius! 

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Just a little poll… bathroom attendants… Yay or nay?
I’ll tell you, I’m a solid NAY. First of all, it’s straight up awkward. The eye contact is awkward, the handing me the paper towel is strange… and all the goodies… cigarettes, perfume, candy, gum, spray-on deodorant, tampons… whoah. It’s a lot of stuff.
I have to commend [...]

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Thank you so much for your comment about my blog post. You know, the one where you say: “I agree, this is a great article.A successful blog needs unique, useful content that interests the readers.”
I appreciate the time you took, Viagra, to read my article, and to make a thoughtful comment about it. You’ve clearly [...]

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