And it’s too bad. Because I promise you that I’m trying my best to find something witty to say about my first two days at Annenberg, and yet I run into a brick wall each and every time. The bottom line: if you’re looking for a good chuckle, grad school is perhaps not your path.
I’m [...]

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By definition, a Libertarian is someone who believes in free will. That would describe me pretty well. I don’t really care what you do as long as it doesn’t hurt anyone else. The exception is when it comes to looking out for my people. I do not have children but I am lucky to have [...]

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I love to text.  It has become my primary method of communication.  I am such an awkward phone talker that texting is the best thing that ever happened to me (and my friends). When my phone bill comes, I have 1400 texts and 12 phone minutes used.  The only problem I have is that I [...]

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And that’s my dear friend Christi as the wife. She’s amazing.

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It’s not often that I take the time to communicate with my Giant Ass. For one, I’m a busy Jew. And secondly, it’s just a tad crazy. Just a tad. 
Well, the other day I got an opportunity to stop. Just for a moment. And say, “Thank you. Thank you, Giant Ass”. 
It was late morning during [...]

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Indeed, May is National Masturbation Month. Yes, it’s for real. And there was a National Masturbation-A-Thon, presented by the Center for Sex and Culture last night. Pretty amazing, wish I had been there- kinda’ makes me want to move to San Fran. 
This reminded me of how I got started as a little masturbater (age… well… [...]

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Hypochondriasis (or hypochondria, sometimes referred to as health phobia) refers to an excessive preoccupation or worry about having a serious illness.
Oh, yes. I know all about it, and exactly what it means. I just looked it up because I was a little concerned that I might misspell it. Thought I’d include it here just in [...]

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This chick is amazing.

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Sat at 10am, you yelled PRICK! - 29 (Silverlake blvd by dog park)
Reply to: pers-rhxwy-1108154181@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-04-05, 10:05AM PDT
There I was, walking up Silverlake Blvd with my two little Chihuahuas, minding my own business. My dogs stopped to take a shit (I picked it up), we kept going on up the hill.    
All of sudden there you were. [...]

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