Here’s a little story I’ve been wanting to share with you for some time. Not-so-little known fact: this Jew is an on-again off-again exotic dancer, and when times get tough, the tough get the girls out. And the times, friends, have indeed been tough.
We’re through the rough patch, but earlier this spring, I found myself [...]

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Can you do this?
This is just so genius.
The Foxy Lady, a strip club in Rhode Island, is hosting a job fair to find new employees:
They say they’re looking to fill around 30 positions, from strippers and waitresses to disc jockeys and bartenders, at that club and two others in Massachusetts.
Now, I know that sex work [...]

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It was early in the night, maybe 9:30 or so, and the club was pretty empty. I had been sitting at the bar with Pete for about 20 minutes, listening to his crabby opinions. I had already heard about why he hates the Grateful Dead, how many drivers he’d flipped off in Silverlake alone, and [...]

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I’ve recently taken to making up different stories about my life for every customer who I talk to.
“Where are you from?” is a question that I get asked by almost everyone, which is incredibly boring, so to keep it interesting I’m trying to get to the point that I’ve “grown up” in all fifty states.
So [...]

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