That’s right, our own Jessica Pauline had an article prominently featured in the LA Times this week! Dude, we’re famous!!!
Not only did that article run, but one lame-ass opinion article OF her piece ran on Jezebel that very same day!
Yeah, fame brings the douche-bags a-knockin’, don’t it!?
Congrats, Jessica, you do us proud!!!!!
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February 10th, 2010 · No Comments
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9 to 5: Getting to Know All About You
January 12th, 2010 · 1 Comment
When my mom joined Facebook, it didn’t really faze me. I’m well past my partying days, and there’s really not a lot I wouldn’t tell my mom. She’s awesome.
All the in-laws and extended pseudo-relatives I can accept with the knowledge that my “crazy liberal” social activism probably boils their blood as much as their inane quoting of FOX News [...]
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9 to 5: Holiday Hangover
January 5th, 2010 · 2 Comments
Back to the daily grind this week, with a hell of a hangover. It’s not just the excessive eating and drinking of things not normally consumed. We also overindulge in leisure, and, if we’re really lucky, surround ourselves with an abundance of love.
And on the morning after, we return to the cold hard workplace, [...]
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9 to 5: What’s your score?
December 2nd, 2009 · 1 Comment
I’m a nerd. I loved school. I loved grades. And I wasn’t even the kind of kid who bragged about them – they were my own personal treasure that I hoarded like Scrooge McDuck hoarded gold.
But I don’t love being scored in the workplace. I guess even when you get the equivalent of a 90% [...]
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I Might Have to Leave California…
November 22nd, 2009 · 3 Comments
If these disgusting, roach-like horrifying motherfuckers don’t stop showing up everywhere I go, I swear I’m leaving California. One of these was IN MY HOUSE TONIGHT. Go ahead, check it out and then I’ll tell you what went down.
First of all, what’s wrong with those hippies??? Why are they handling that shit like it’s cute??? [...]
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Cat Declawing: AKA, Why Everything Relates Back to Abortion.
November 20th, 2009 · 2 Comments
It seems like a stretch, right? Cat’s paws…women’s uteri. But here’s the quote that makes the link, courtesy of the California Veterinary Medical Association:
“Imagine if city councils started telling humans that they couldn’t have legal medical procedures!”
Oh, no! Can you imagine such a thing! What an atrocity! Government limiting access to legal medical procedures!
Oh…wait. That’s [...]
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Stupid License Plates: WeHo Edition
November 19th, 2009 · 2 Comments
I know what you’re thinking — what individualized license plate in WeHo isn’t stupid?
And you make a good point. But I saw one yesterday that I think is particularly special, and here’s why:
Cre8 flm
Huh. Tres originale. That’s like having a license plate in Detroit that says Cre8 Crs. Or in Pittsburgh that says Cre8 Stl. [...]
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9 to 5: Welcome to Hollywood
November 10th, 2009 · 3 Comments
Welcome to Hollywood ! What’s your dream?
Sure, plenty of hard-working Americans balance two or more jobs (when the economy allows) just to make ends meet. And many of those folks live in Los Angeles. But in Hollywood, which is more an LA subculture than an actual physical location, the second job is where your true [...]
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Christopher Walken Performs “Poker Face”
November 3rd, 2009 · 4 Comments
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9 to 5: Holiday Parties
November 2nd, 2009 · 3 Comments
I know what you’re thinking: It’s way too early to be thinking about holiday parties. But before you know it, you’ll be avoiding bell ringers outside of Target. Growing up, I always thought the office holiday party would be so cool… like Die Hard but with fewer terrorists. So to prep you, I’m sharing a [...]
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